Fellowship of Overthinkers Cork Coaster Set — Thoughtful Emoji Drink Coasters

One does not simply... stop overthinking.
Welcome to the Fellowship of Overthinkers—where we've analyzed every possible outcome of this purchase, second-guessed the wording of this description, and wondered if you're judging us for making a Lord of the Rings reference about anxiety.
Spoiler: You're not. Because you're one of us.
This set of 4 cork back coasters celebrates the beautiful chaos of the overthinking mind with humor, heart, and a healthy dose of self-awareness. Because sometimes the best way to cope with anxiety is to laugh at the absurdity of replaying a conversation from 2015 at 2am.
Perfect for:


Overthinkers (obviously)


Anxiety warriors who appreciate dark humor


Anyone who's ever had 47 tabs open in their brain at once


People who rehearse text messages 12 times before sending


The friend group that bonds over shared neuroticism


What's Included
Set of 4 coasters featuring the Fellowship of Overthinkers design:


High-quality, fade-resistant print


Glossy, easy-to-clean surface


Natural cork backing (protects furniture, non-slip)


Durable and heat-resistant


Each coaster features the same iconic design


Dimensions: [Insert dimensions - typically 3.75" or 4" diameter/square]
The Design: A clever parody that perfectly captures the epic journey of the overthinking mind—because navigating anxiety feels just as intense as destroying the One Ring, except the ring is your brain and the quest never ends.

Why This Set Is Perfect
It's Funny Because It's True
We overthink everything:


That text you sent 3 hours ago (why haven't they responded?)


The thing you said at the party last week (did it sound weird?)


Whether you should have ordered the salad instead (too late now)


If people think you're weird for buying coasters with jokes about overthinking (they don't, and if they do, who cares?)


This coaster set validates the experience while making you laugh about it. Because humor is how we survive.
It's a Conversation Starter
When guests see these coasters, one of three things happens:


Instant recognition: "OMG I'M AN OVERTHINKER TOO"


Genuine curiosity: "What's the Fellowship of Overthinkers?"


The best response: Nervous laughter followed by "Wait, how did you know?"


Either way, you've just opened the door to real conversations about mental health, anxiety, and the shared human experience of having a brain that won't shut up.
It's Self-Care Disguised as Home Decor
Every time you set your coffee down on one of these coasters, you're reminded:


You're not alone in your overthinking


It's okay to laugh at your anxiety


Other people get it (there's a whole Fellowship, remember?)


Your brain is just trying to protect you (even if it's doing a terrible job)


It's a gentle, humorous nudge that says: "Hey, your brain is being ridiculous again. That's normal. You're still awesome."
The Fellowship of Overthinkers: A Brief History
The Fellowship was founded approximately 10 minutes after the first human developed self-awareness and immediately started worrying about what other humans thought of them.
Our mission: To overthink everything together, in solidarity.
Our motto: "One does not simply stop overthinking."
Our activities include:


Replaying conversations from years ago


Catastrophizing minor situations


Reading way too much into text message punctuation


Wondering if we're overthinking our overthinking (meta-overthinking)


Supporting each other through the chaos


Membership requirements:


A brain that won't shut up


The ability to have 17 different thoughts simultaneously


Willingness to laugh at yourself


Appreciation for mental health humor


Membership fee: The cost of this coaster set (and your sanity, but that was already gone)