Overthinkers Athletic Women’s V-Neck Tee — “Perpetual Motion Mental Gymnastics” Graphic
Overthinkers Athletic Women’s V-Neck Tee — “Perpetual Motion Mental Gymnastics” Graphic
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While everyone else is just playing the game, you’re already running through every possible scenario, evaluating the stats, and second-guessing the playbook. If your brain treats every minor decision like a high-stakes championship final, congratulations—you have officially earned your letterman jacket. Purpose: To bring a touch of relatable humor to the Olympic-level mental gymnastics we all put ourselves through on a daily basis.
It’s the perfect blend of classic athletic aesthetic and modern mental reality.
Design Details
The Crest: A beautifully detailed, distressed collegiate emblem featuring a winged brain—because your thoughts move fast, even if they aren't going anywhere.
The Motto: Anchored by the heavy-hitting text: "Perpetual Motion / Mental Gymnastics" and the ultimate truth: "Thinking Too Hard Since The Beginning."
Industrial Accents: Surrounded by a crown of gears and laurels, perfectly capturing the heavy machinery of an analytical mind grinding away.
Premium Texture: Designed with a subtle, worn-in, vintage print texture that looks and feels like a classic favorite right out of the box.
Key Features
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Ultra-Soft Fabric: Printed on a premium, heathered grey cotton-blend fabric that offers maximum comfort for long days of deep contemplation.
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Classic Fit: A timeless, unisex crewneck cut that pairs perfectly with jeans, joggers, or your favorite lounge pants.
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Durable Print: High-quality, breathable ink ensures the graphic stays sharp and distressed in all the right ways, wash after wash.
The Vibe
Great for perfectionists, creators, strategists, and anyone who has ever spent three hours drafting a two-sentence text message. Wear it as a badge of honor—because mental gymnastics is a sport.
Product features
- Relaxed fit for easy movement and comfortable drape
- Lightweight 4.2 oz fabric for breathable wear
- Soft heather blends with high-quality combed & ringspun cotton
- Side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape and structure
- Tearaway label for itch-free comfort
Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.50 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 |
| Length, in | 25.00 | 25.75 | 26.50 | 27.25 | 28.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
